How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
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Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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