this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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