She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
