5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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