About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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