My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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