We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy