it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone