is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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