So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize