I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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