It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
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his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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