I feel like I'm in dance class right now
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
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We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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