So drunk its hurt
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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