She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
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There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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