i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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