oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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