Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Randomize
