i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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