That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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