Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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