ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
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make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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