But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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