there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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