At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
We need to rekindle our bromance
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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