She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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