the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
