you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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