My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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