Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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