I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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