You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
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