well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Found your dick twin last night
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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