May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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