We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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