U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Randomize
