Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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