I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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