I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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