my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He shit in the fireplace
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