As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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