I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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