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Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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