ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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