Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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