there's paper in my vomit.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
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So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
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Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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