We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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