I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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