i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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