better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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