I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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