margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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