if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
There's always time for handjobs
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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