Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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