Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
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You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
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