OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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